jack-sparrow:

oh right.

the poison.

the poison for kuzco.

the poison chosen especially to kill kuzco.

kuzco’s poison.

You don’t need water to feel like you’re drowning, do you?
- Jodi Picoult (via unpunk)

(Source: kari-shma)

After school’s out project? Making a personal blog. Probably no one will follow, but that’s okay. That’s not even the point. 

Well... I will! *hijacks a starship and goes adventuring across the galaxy*
cantoverusesaucy

Okay. IT’S YOUR LIFEEEEE IT’S NOW OR NEVERRRR

I’m not anyone’s first choice. I’m not anyone’s favorite. People may tell me I mean a lot to them and that I’m special to them but I know there’s someone they will always choose over me.

(Source: anntrannn)

Oh hai followers
Why should I ask you something? Gimme a reason, punk!
cantoverusesaucy

Because I know you want to know my secrets. Right? Right, Collin? WELL TOO BAD.  YOU CAN’T KNOW THEM NOW. Actually, this is the internet so… people already know me enough I guess. ANYWAYS. Rambling now. Done. Do what ya want, my saucy friend. 

1-800-pussy:

one of the girls in my class was checking her hair in her calculator

I DIED. 
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